Me: Cooper, we’re going to go eat edamame.
Cooper: *gets a serious look on his face* We don’t eat our Mommies!
Me: No, edamame.
Cooper: We don’t eat our friends, we eat our food.

Me: Cooper don’t off your shoes in the car.
Cooper: I need my shoes off.
Me: No you don’t.
Cooper: *whispers* Yes I do.

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